tenacious lil bastard
About 1:30 or so at work today the creeper returned; we were really busy but I ran to the office and pantomimed to my boss that the guy was out front. Went back to the customer I was helping without making eye contact with him and my boss asked me to point him out. Because it was so busy the creeper bought something and left before my boss could tell him he was banned from the store. I interrogated my bro-worker Michael who had rang the creeper’s purchase up and he said he paid with a credit card. So we pulled the credit card slips and narrowed it down to two names.
Tonight when I had some downtime I used a combination of zabasearch and tax records to figure out which guy it was. Thankfully I had remembered what make/model of car he was trying to get a part for yesterday. Without that it would have been a toss-up as the two suspects were fairly close in age. Gotdamn I love the internets. The worst part is the dude is married, or was married. I guess I should see if his wife is still alive. Not that him being a widower gives him a free “grab my boobs” pass. I’m also going to check to see if what he told me about having a sister 10 years older than he was is true or not. Did I mention I really love the internet? The IBF wants me to have one of my cop buddies run this guy’s criminal record-not sure if I want to know that much about him or not. He’s not a registered sex offender in either of the states he has lived in (thank you, Intellius!) but that doesn’t mean he’s not a creeper.
I told Tank’s camp counselor about the aforementioned incident when I dropped him off this morning. She looked as horrified as I did. The perpetrator didn’t show up for camp today and Tank was really glad for that. And in nail polish news I made a quick detour while on a run today to a wig shop and bought some cheap Kleancolor polishes to franken with. Came home and made a very interesting new polish that Tank heartily approved of. He is my official bottle shaker after I add the ingredients into a bottle. It’s like Shake n Bake but with toluene.
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